LJH3 Hebdomadal

Mismanagement 2019/2020

On-Sec Carolyn Glockhoff (Caro-Lion)
DownDown Master Rick Sharp (Rickashaw)
Religious Advisor Colleen Sharp (On Dee)
Hare Raiser Jo Ann Lane
Beer Meister John Kennedy (D.Duck)
Hash Winer Lee Gillard (Capt. Hook)
Hash Cashes - Revenue collector Patty Cornelius (La Bufadora)
        Payables Lee Hultgren
Webmaster Gordy Adsit (Fuzzy)
Hash Flash Jim Hollarn (Hoot)
HARES: e-mail run starts to carolyn@caro-lion.com and fuzzy@gordy.net AT LEAST TWO WEEKS PRIOR TO RUN

Next Runs and Announcements:

#2186 - 30 March  no hash
The On Sec and Hare Raiser have been receiving hate mail and do not wish to continue in their positions. 
The Hare and Biermeister for next week have also and will no longer set the planned trail-only hash.  
While everyone's opinion is welcome, personal attacks are unacceptable.  
Accordingly, there will be no more runs in any format planned for LJH3.  
The criteria for possibly restarting LJH3 are currently uncertain.

I think we should reopen the hash when the governor or mayor take away the trail/congregating outdoors restrictions. Right now most parks are closed. Trails are closed. Most hashers won't come until Covid19 goes away. Setting up some alternate run has proven difficult. It's just no fun anymore trying to hash. Let's say when the shelter-in-place decree has been lifted, we send out an email saying the hash is open for business again. Might not be a regular style hash with food and down-downs right away, but whatever is reasonable. Hope to see you again soon. On-On ...

Salute to Dog Fish


#2185 - 23 March  6pm
Hares: 	Tecolote, Fat Basque Turd, and Incomesnatch
Runstart:  Intersection of Mt. Ararat Drive and Cameo Lane.  A to A'
There shall be a run and there shall be beer.  But  bring your own mug, and food if desired.  The run is a scenic 4 miles, with lots of social distancing.  
We realize the hash is not for everyone for the next few months.  We will drink in your honor.
Outdoor ending, dress appropo, chairs needed.  Masks (bandanas) will be provided.
Run 2185 of the La Jolla Hash House Harriers was designed to be unique: a trail-only hash. Given the elimination of food and the heavy health concerns, this type of hash wasn't for everybody. Way more hashers than expected showed up, but the first check promptly separated the diffuse assemblage into an under-10 group of runners and an under-10 group of walkers. The trail headed south on the power line open space, over/through a fence, and splat into another fence with the gate locked shut and no hole. So much for not scouting. The hashers thus became social climbers and headed to the East Clairemont Recreation Area and around to the Via Bello access road into the open spaces of Tecolote Canyon and a sneaky uphill/downhill check that scattered the FRBs. The trail then forded the rain-swollen creek and headed east toward the usual intersection with the north trail to Acworth Trailhead exit, except this time it slithered up the Mt. Carol trail and then over to the Acworth trail. These sections became difficult since someone scuffed out some flour marks out and emptied a water bottle trying erase chalk marks. The hash triumphed and made its way east on Acworth over into the Genesee canyon, along a concrete drainage ditch, up the dirt trail to the backside of Mt. Acadia Neighborhood Park, and through to the street and back to A. The trail stretched everyone out, a bit more than intended, but all made it back before dark. Several said their goodbyes at A and headed home. Many wandered over to A' to practice having a conversation from 6' away. There they found the hare drinking a can of Storm Peak craft beer from Steamboat Colorado, munching chips, and chomping on a tuna sandwich. Just like the olden days, but better beer. CaroLion passed out face masks leftover from a previous apocalypse:1984 to ward off evil weevils. Our DDM had sent in some jokes and witty observations for the circle, except there wasn't to be a circle so they will remain in storage. There was much discussion of the current human condition and the future of hashing, but that report is for elsewhere. The A' hashers declared the trail a success, thanked the hare, faded softly into the night.

Thank you Hare Tecolote

The normally scheduled Iron Rule run for tonight had been canceled so you do not have to go out in the rain. You maybe wondering what to do with your time. I heard a big-shot doctor on TV say to develop inner peace during the Coronavirus pandemic, we should reassess and then finish things we had started and this will help to give the gift of calm in our lives.

I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.

Health advice from Rickashaw
New Hash Song:

The only real hash is La Jolla
The only real hash is La Jolla
'Cus all the other hashes
are home hoarding TP stashes
The only real hash is La Jolla

Joe - FBT

Hi Caro-lion,
I wanted to let you know that Linda and myself went out Monday night on our own LJH3 run. We started in UCSD at 6:00 and ran our 5 mile Eagle trail run that we laid on Martin Luther King Day. When we returned, Linda sang me a song and I drank a down-down. We will continue to do one of our previous hash runs on Monday night until the social distancing recommendation is over, and everyone can get together again!

The hash must go on!

Jeff and Linda
4/2/20 - Scripps Ranch
Just got back from a short run. Tested out new shoes - successfully stepped over yellow caution tape when needed. Got my wine now. I'm OK.


Hon Sec Caro-Lion

Photo Gallery

Pictures from the spatial distance hash.
Most stayed the appropriate 6 feet or more. Nice trail mostly before dark.
You'll notice the police car leaving after a drive by. Don't know if someone called for the a police check but it was unusual. Good to know they are there.

Caro-Lion distributes bandanas

FBT and Nympho Maniacal
Slow Poke

Ready to go
Shall we leave without a hare's pre-run brief?

Police car
Powerline trail

More powerline trail
Go around fence to hole

Up hill
Fence obstacle

Swamp on trail
Sticky with sticks

Past dog park

On in
Hare: Tecolote

Police Hulk mask
COVID19 mask
Cabbage mask

Jug mask
COVID19 mask
Lipstick over beard mask

Bride mask
COVID19 mask
Snorkel mask

Plastic bag mask in Wuhan
COVID19 mask
Sponge Bob Soldier

Spiderman mask
COVID19 mask
Too cute in Jakarta

Iraqui Flower mask
COVID19 mask
Tacky mask in Kuala Lumpur

Unmasked at Simon Preserve, Ramona
unmasked at Simon Preserve, Ramona
What was I to vote on? I wasn't listening.

Hello Caro-Lion,
I wanted to let you know that being creatures of habit, Linda and myself have been doing our own LJH3 runs every Monday night since the social distancing was recommended. Starting the Monday night after Joe Charmisson and Mike Elcan's run on March 23rd, we have done our own 2 person hash run for 8 consecutive Mondays. We put on our hash shirts at 5 PM, go run one of our past LJH3 trails (in uncrowded areas to avoid spreading or catching the disease) come home and drink a local IPA and sing a hash song. Last Monday I nominated Linda for Hash Shit and it passed to her! Her crime was forgetting to bring her mask on the run. I hope it doesn't pass back to me next week. We will continue to do this until we can get back together with everyone again.
Jeff and Linda
Linda Olson
Jeff Olson

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